Me at Guitar Center
Me: Hey, what selection of ENGL amps do you have?
Clerk: Well, we basically have two types of ENGLs, the best ones, and the great ones.
Me: Ok, cool, what's the cheapest decent one you guys have?
Clerk: The $5,000 one.
this was wild from start to finish
(Source: youlooklikespringtime, via officialfrenchtoast)
spandexer asked: R u a weaboo
Please, I’m the queen of weaboos
To my future wife…
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.